保持快樂的心情

面試人員給一位前來應徵的男士一張履歷表，於是就填了這樣的資料.... 惟主管看到後，卻當場淚流滿面。姓名：English or Chinese? (英文or中文?！)

年齡：Confidential (機密)

身高：Not related to the job (跟工作無關)

體重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after
(一直有在變化,用餐前後都不相同)

居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific
(我ㄉ每個階段居住ㄉ地方都不同,請指出特定ㄉ時期)

電話：Ericsson (行動電話ㄉ廠牌名-__-..)

電子郵件：Only give to pretty and rich girls (只給美麗和有錢ㄉ女生)

上班時間：the shorter the better (時間越短越好)

應徵職位：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young
girls (希望不用太忙於公事,但必須有許多漂亮妹妹和年輕妹妹圍繞在旁邊)

學歷：Graduated at the wild chicken university (畢業於野雞大學)

語言能力：fluent in bullshits (瞎掰非常流利)

興趣：Sleeping and sleeping (睡覺AND睡覺)

經歷：Fooling around all the time (一直都是遊手好閒)

曾任職位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific
(請註明是要詢問哪一種...正派ㄉor不正派ㄉ)

已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in
your company (仍然正在找尋有錢的漂亮妹妹,並且希望能在你們公司找到...)

未來期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
(能有個表演ㄉ舞台(可愛現),並且能越快退休越好)

希望待遇：Lesser workload the better (工作量越少越好)